I’m assuming since you’re using a quantum flux matrix process you must be using a Yeti to harvest the product. As far as I know, they’re the only ones who’ve mastered existence in the quantum realm.
It’s all very hush hush at our secret production facility. I cannot confirm or deny the involvement of yeti in the harvesting, production or marketing of this product.
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If it’s gluten free, sign me up!
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How can I be sure you’re not trying to sell me yak urine?
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It’s somewhere in the small print Brian: ‘This is definitely not yak urine, although may contain trace amounts’.
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I’m assuming since you’re using a quantum flux matrix process you must be using a Yeti to harvest the product. As far as I know, they’re the only ones who’ve mastered existence in the quantum realm.
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It’s all very hush hush at our secret production facility. I cannot confirm or deny the involvement of yeti in the harvesting, production or marketing of this product.
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Are you quite sure it’s not a lot of bull?….x (Bet you’ll get orders…)
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It’s definitely urine – Yaks can’t sweat.
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They do sweat, I’ve seen them at the gym
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