The halfbananas award

halfbananas award

There are a plethora of awards in the blogiverse, as you may have noticed. Many of them come with a detailed set of conditions to be met and probing questions that have to be answered.

I myself have been nominated on various occasions, including the awards for best humorous partly-fruit-related blog, most banana-friendly blog and also for the Nobel Peace Prize. Although that last one was due to a mix-up.

I thought I’d launch my own awards with a slightly different set of rules..

If you are nominated for a halfbananas award, you should complete one (or more) of the following conditions/tasks:

1. Display the award proudly on your blog.
2. Thank me for the award by making a sizeable donation to my retirement fund.
3. Embark on a quest to locate the lost city of Atlantis and bring me the fabled golden chalice of eternal youth.
4. Invent a time machine and get me the Euro-lottery results for next Friday.
5. Have a selfie taken with Bigfoot.
6. All of the above.
7. None of the above.

Watch this space for the announcement of the very first award winners!

7 thoughts on “The halfbananas award”

I think I have Bigfoot’s email somewhere on my contacts. Oh, that was quite the “Whatever Happens in the Forest” kind of weekend…. If I can manage to sweeten the pot with a Chupacabra photo bomb do I get a swag bag too?

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Jason says:

on July 30, 2016 at 7:10 pm

If you get both Bigfoot AND a Chupa there’s a special prize involving a Hollywood celebrity. I can’t name names, but let’s just say he’s been in all of the Star Wars movies..

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- Annie C says:
  
  on July 30, 2016 at 8:29 pm
  
  It’s not Yoda. I pull my name from contention.
  
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