Er…don’t think this is original; after all, theft is a writer’s prerogative. No, I pinched it from a fabulous comedy by the name of ‘Early Doors’. Try and find it on YouTube if you can, and see what you think.
I’d imagine losing a favourite toupee would fill one with horror and despair Rich, but perhaps also represent an opportunity to come out as a proud slap-head. Death to the toupee!
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Oh, I hate when that happens! Stupid cormorants!
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Apparently it’s the second most common cause of toupee loss, according to the Toupee & Wig Association of Toronto. (an unfortunate acronym)
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Makes me wonder about the most common cause of toupee loss. Pterodactyl attack, perhaps.
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I’ve heard of that baldy pressure-group. Call-sign’s Tango-Whisky-Alpha-Tango, isn’t it?
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Er…don’t think this is original; after all, theft is a writer’s prerogative. No, I pinched it from a fabulous comedy by the name of ‘Early Doors’. Try and find it on YouTube if you can, and see what you think.
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I’ll have a look for it Brent, it rings a bell.
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I always interpreted The Scream as some profound metaphor for horror and despair? But no, it’s the simple humiliation of a slap-head. Thanks Jason!
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I’d imagine losing a favourite toupee would fill one with horror and despair Rich, but perhaps also represent an opportunity to come out as a proud slap-head. Death to the toupee!
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Ha! If only someone would make off with Donald Trump’s combover.
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Oh no!!! you spoiled the painting for me! how can I ever look at it again without thinking about the toupe???
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